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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What to know about rare brain-eating amoeba after Texas woman dies - ABC News

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds Officially Reveals Nickelodeon Collaboration - Nintendo Life

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

How can I control my daily masturbating habit?

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Scientists Solve Decades-Old Cell Biology Mystery - SciTechDaily

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Is anyone up to have a little conversation?

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

What’s going on with measles, bird flu, and COVID? Here’s a guide to the latest. - The Boston Globe

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Tapping your finger to a specific rhythm boosts brainpower, an unknown human ability just discovered - Earth.com

share office space ...

No way

Nuts and Butts

Defiant Tusk to call confidence vote to reassert his authority in Poland after election setback - politico.eu

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Crypto Firm Tron, Led By ‘Top Fan’ Of Trump, To Go Public Through Reverse Merger - Barron's

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)